Ahem. As a fan of Segata Sanshiro (Hiroshi Fujioka), I have taken the liberty of spiting the Chuck Norris followers and filling them with absolute fear of Segata Sanshiro's divine graces. That aside, I will be taking submitted facts at: yasutomikevin@gmail.com
May the Man himself guide you,
Chokumen The Decade
PS: I will be expecting the most bizarre and awesome facts coming from the readers! I look forward to reading what you have!
I will Start with some I discovered on YouTube of all places... Most of which I personally wrote.
"Segata Sanshiro makes children cry with the power of his awesome."
-Yasmar89 on X-Mas Commercial Ver.2
"He's so strong he can Judo Throw Time itself, thus causing the end of the universe. He only doesn't do that because then he would have nothing to Judo Throw."
-jaranu on DRUOX Cover Version of Segata Sanshiro's theme
"Segata Sanshiro doesn't need to have sex with someone to impregnate them. He just walks by a pregnant woman, and even if it's Chuck Norris, the mere presence of Segata Sanshiro will override the genetics and out will come a Segata Sanshiro baby wearing a Judo Gi, Kamen Rider Ichigo belt, and a Sega Saturn complete with necessary cables and controllers for play."
-Zenotron
"Chuck Norris has never been seen outside of his house ever since he appeared on Best Damn Sports Show. Why? Segata Sanshiro got fed up with his attempt at overthrowing him, locked him in his own basement, and forced him to play Sega Saturn nonstop. His fingers have long been broken and he has yet to take a break. And that was Segata Sanshiro showing mercy."
-Me when spiting Chuck Norris followers
"Segata Sanshiro was once considered for Sega All-Stars Racing. Only reason why he got scrapped is because he does not drive, and he can run faster than everyone else... while they're driving. And his weapons would send their victim either out of bounds or some unknown dimension."
-My reaction to Segata Sanshiro not being in Sega All-Stars
"The real reason why we have Segata Sanshiro is because Kamen Rider Ichigo had to somehow create a Rival. That rival in manliness and greatness is now Segata Sanshiro."
-My thoughts on why Fujioka is such a great actor
"The only reason why there was a commercial with multiple Sanshiros is because it is to demonstrate why Japan is safe from the Apocalypse... or any disaster from here on out."
-Something I said when watching the Shining Force II commercial
"Just when you think you've lost the world cup, who throws a benchwarmer intot he game to get the winning goal?"
-Aurasword90 on the 8th Segata Sanshiro commercial (This was quite possibly the question that silenced everyone till he said the answer. Smart man.)
"Segata Sanshiro has influenced my life by quite a lot. Taught me to judo throw, choke out, beat senseless... everyone who doubted my beliefs. I am ever thankful and always either yell at people to play Sega Saturn or Blazblue after judo throwing them, choking them out or kicking them out of an American Baseball Stadium. Usually they explode on impact with anything. With lots of fire."
-my synopsis on life with the teachings of Segata Sanshiro
